Predictions
for the 2007 Season
You teach me baseball
and I'll teach you relativity . . . no we must not. You will learn about
relativity faster than I learn baseball."
Albert
Einstein
Yes Albert, baseball
is a sport for the knowledgeable ones, like yourself. So the rite of
spring has arrived time for warm weather, hot
dogs, green grass, and America's pastime. But first,
just a few thoughts before we get going here:
1. Who cares about Anna
Nicole Smith, her baby, her lawyer, her kids, or her
mom? The gal played with fire her whole life, just another crash and
burn statistic. If it was my millionaire father she married, I would
just wonder what I've been wondering all along, WHY IS THIS NEWS???!!!
2. American
Idol is not a good show, and the ratings will be sinking
faster then Rudy
Giuliani's poll numbers by the end of May.
3. Are there any good movies anymore? [Editor's Note: Yes.
Click here
or here.]
Ones that stay on top for more than two weeks? Seems like a good movie
is about as rare as a smart quote from Pete
Rose. Oh yeah Pete, did you really think saying you bet
on every game was going to help you get into the Hall?
Better hire a publicist.
4. Michael
Jackson is going to Vegas,
the only place on the planet there are little or no kids. Let's see
how long this lasts. Enough of the Hollyweird stuff (sorry Joe
Scarborough) and on to baseball!
The
National League
N.L. East I like the Phils
to finish first, the Mets
second, and the Braves
third. The Phils have put together another great team for their fans.
With the added starters Adam
"Ant" Eaton
and Freddy
"Don't Call Me Jerry" Garcia,
the Phils have a formidable starting five. Their first 22 of 28 are
against NL east foes, so a bad April could be the end of Charlie
Manuel "Labor's" tenure at the helm. The Mets/Pests will
be in line for a wildcard, since last year's choke job in the NLCS should
burn in their minds most of the season. The Braves/Slaves have a great
bullpen now and may surprise a few by the end of August.
N.L. Central,
Home of the World Champs The Cards
were the unlikely champs last year with just 83 wins in the regular
season. They have some questions this year in their lineup and some
baggage off the field with Tony
"I can't call a cab even though I'm a lawyer" La
Russa getting slammed in Florida for DWI. Nice going Tony, must
have been hanging out with Ted Kennedy at the compound. Well this is
going to be a close race right to the end with the Cubs
and Soriano,
Wood
and "Not So Sweet" Lou
Piniella giving chase to the Cards and the Stros.
N.L. West
Last year, somehow, the Dodgers
with eggshell JD Drew got in the playoffs. This won't happen again unless
an earthquake knocks out the rest of the division. I like the Giants
and Pads
to fight this one out. Oh yeah, Trevor
Hoffman is not going to be a great until he can do it when it counts!
Sorry Trevor, Mariano
is still the best. I don't care how many saves you get.
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The
American League
In the American league AKA the junior circuit I like well
I'm not going to dignify the DH rule with a skinny for them. Just want
to say the Dead
Sox got what they wanted in JD
Drew. With his first hangnail he'll be on the DL for a week. See
how much you like it then. Also DICE
MAN "K" the 100 million pitcher for the Dead Sox, had a sub .500
year just 2 years ago. He will be booed out of that town by next month
if he gets off to a bad start. I guess if I had to pick a team to win
it all I'll go with the Angels
and MVP candidate Vladimir
Guerrero. See you at the ball park.
Johnny
"Prime Time" Maz
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