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Preseason Skinny
for the 2008 Season
[Editor's Note: We received the skinny after Week 1, but didn't get
it up online until after Week 7. My bad. Marty's picks were made before
the start of the season.]
"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval
study hall." Vince
Lombardi
Vince says it all with the above quote. The greatest American trophy,
in our most exciting spectator sport, is named after the "Jersey Genius".
The 2007 season ended with a bang, in a Super
Bowl with more story lines than an Agatha
Christie murder mystery novel. The Giants
turned the sports world on its ear with a shocking victory over the
undefeated and untied New
England Patriots. My son James and daughter Kimmy are still in a
daze every time we're together and hear or see the lowlights from that
game. Well good luck Asante
with the Beagles. Hope the Eagle fans are more classy than we were to
you. (Eagle fans are very patient.)
The
AFC
Well, week 1 has come and gone and it's needless to say what the number
one headline was. With Brady
down and out, and Cassel
unproven, the Pats
seem destined for a 6 win season. To think the same thing is going to
happen when Drew Bledsoe went down in 01 has about as much chance as
Manny Ramirez
playing for the Red
Sox next year. So I see the J-E-T-S!/Not
Yets with Brett
"I'll retire in 2020" Favre
at the helm gaining the AFC East
by a slim margin over the Buffs.
The Spills were most impressive in week 1 vs. the Seahawks, but it's
the Seahawks. World beaters they're not. Pats and the Fish
will be gaming for last place.
In the AFC North, I can see the
Steelers with a
bigger bounce this year than Sarah
Palin gave the Republicans after the conventions. The Steelers
and Ben Roethlisberger
are healthy and getting better in a below average division. Ocho
Stinko and the rest of the criminal minded Bengals
along with the overrated Browns/Clowns
become the also rans here. The Ravens'
D with Ray "gunner"
Lewis are getting
older than dirt and will ride out the season looking for the 09 draft
by mid-October.
The AFC South as always is about
as boring as a John McCain
speech on taxes. The competition will be better this year with "Peyton
Place" Manning
limping into the season off a knee injury and throwing like a freshman
in high school. The Jags
could end the Colts'
reign at the top of this division. The Fightin' Titans
along with the Texans
have about as much chance as Ron
Paul does in the November election.
The Wild AFC West looks to be back
to old times with Shanahan's
Broncs and Jay
"cut the cake" Cutler
leading the way. The Bolts
were supposed to take this division but with Shawne
"roid rage" Merriman
out for the season and Norv
"I wish I could coach without Jimmy Johnson" Turner
at the top, it just ain't gonna happen. The Chiefs
and the Traders,
long time AFC stalwarts, are so bad Notre
Dame could give them a run for their money. Sad what has happened
to these two storied franchises.
The
NFC
Well as much as I hate to say it the NFC has the Lombardi, but even
a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile. In the NFC
East the Gints
with everyone trying to knock them off will do 8 wins at best. Eli
"I wish I had an arm like my brother" Manning
will find out the hard way how fast New York fans turn. The division
is a toss up between the upstart Eagles
and the Cowpokes.
Despite the antics of Jessica
Simpson and T.O.
the Boys should get this division. Their last game of the season at
the Linc in Philadelphia will be a fun one to watch.
The Norris/NFC North seems to have
its share of old rivals going hard at it in the muck and mire this fall.
I like the Pack
and Aaron Rodgers
to finish atop of the division with the Bears
a close second. The Lions
with Jon "Kitty
Cat" Kitna looked
horrible vs. Hotlana in the opener and the Vikes
may battle it out for a 4 win season.
In the NFC South the Tampa
"boring" Bucs are
supposed to win here, but I'm going with my sleeper pick Carolina.
Tampa somehow got in the playoffs and were ousted by the Gints in the
first round. They did nothing in the offseason so a healty Jake
Delhomme for the Panthers with Steve
Smith coming back in week 3 should win this in a laugher. Hotlanta's
Matt Ryan had
a good first game against the Lions in week 1. Let's see how long his
honeymoon lasts when the leaves fall in November.
In the NFC "not the best" West,
who knows and who cares. The Seahawks
are the obvious pick here. The division is about as weak as a Larry
King marriage. I think put 11 Larrys out there and you may have
a game with the Rams
or the Niners.
The Cards from
Burning Arizona could sneak into a wildcard spot if the wide outs hold
the ball and not bumble it in big games down the stretch.
Well there you have it. Go PATS, Go ND,
Go PHILS!
And I still hate Howard Eskin.
See you at the Princeton
games this fall!
Johnny "Football Rules" Maz
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