Preseason Skinny
for the 2004 Season
Hello again everyone
on martytown.com, my favorite place to shop, buy, sell, and just generally
poke fun. It's football season again! Thank God, I was very depressed
to see the Americans play basketball in the Olympics
like a team from Greenland.
Well, time to get on to the next sport, America's favorite (baseball
fan G.W. Bush not withstanding).
The
AFC
As all of you read in my playoff version 2003, I thought the Pats
had a chance if they stayed healthy, and like a marathon runner from
Kenya they did. Thus
here come the Pats.As much as I hate to see all the preseason hype on
how good my boys are this year with key additions Corey
Dillon and Rosevelt
Colvin (played 5 quarters last year) to solidify an already solid
team.
Well I'm going against
conventional wisdom here and picking the Jets
to win the AFC East
with the Pats as the wildcard. The Not Yets have gotten one year stronger
with Chad
and Curtis,
Rookie LaMont
(not from Sanford
and Son) Jordan
will spell the slasher Martin on first or second downs. The rest of
the East is a mixed bag of gray beards and also rans. No Ricky,
no playoffs, and the Bills
are more overrated then a Gallup
Poll in September.
In the AFC
West I have to go with the Chiefs.
With a defense that had more down numbers than Kerry
after the Republican National
Convention, Defensive Coordinator Gunther Cuttingham will make
this a great D in the West. I know everybody loves the Raiders
this year but they still have to get over a horrible loss to the Tampa
Bay Bucs two years ago. I see Denver
without Clinton
Portis, chasing the Chiefs all the way till 2005 when we have a
new or old President running the show in D.C.
In the AFC
South it's a dogfight to see who can top the Colts.
Manning
is ready to make a run for the bowl. The Titans
with co-MVP Steve
McNair
at the helm will take this race to January where both teams should be
in the playoffs. The Jags/
Bags and the Texans
(sorry Commander-in-Chief)
will fight for five wins at best in the South.
In the AFC
North the big news is Deion
"Prime Time" Sanders coming to the Ravens.
Well guess what, this guy was softer then the Pillsbury
Doughboy when he was playing, if he lasts till October. I'll
be shocked. The Ravens and the Steelers
are the class here with the three-headed monster of receivers the Steel
Curtain now possesses: Ward,
Plaxico,
and El.
The
NFC
Then we have the Diaper league also know as the NFC. The beast is still
the Eagles/Beagles
in the NFC East. The Deadskins
and Cowgirls
will be running behind the Eagles like the way the rest of the world
ran in back of the US in the 4 x
400 relay team. The Giants
with Eli
will finish with four wins at best. I knew Archie, and believe me Eli
is no Archie
Manning.
In the NFC
West, which is the weakest division in the conference, I
like the Seahawks
to fly away with this shabby division of nobodies. The Rams
are the darlings of this division but with that defense that has more
holes in in then a Swiftboat
campaign against Kerry, I'm stickin' with the Hawks.
In the NFC
Norris/North, which is yet another division that is as weak
as Kerry's bounce after the DNC, I have to stay with Veteran Brett
Favre and the Pack.
Lions,
Tigers,
and Bears,
oh my! Well no tigers but you get my point. Culpepper,
Moss
and Co. should rebound over that horrible finish last year that knocked
them out of the playoffs on the last day of the season vs. the Cards
yeah the Cards.
Finally in the NFC
South, which is the class of this conference, I like the
Panthers
and the Falcons
to fight this one out. If Vick
stays healthy (and that's a big if) he could go all the way to the title
game. Just two years removed from the bowl, the Bucs
will be there when the rain from Frances,
Ivan, Charley ends in December.
Johnny
"Prime Time" Maz
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